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		<title>HUMOR: Upper School students terrified by faculty</title>
		<link>http://www.scrollonline.net/2011/11/11/humor-upper-school-students-terrified-by-faculty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haleigh Miller</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Nicky Niedermeier '12, LighterFare Section Editor. The students of the Upper School are regarded for their exceptional academic performance. What motivates our peers? Terror. Pure, unadulterated fear of the cast of characters that make up the Upper School faculty. Here's the list of CCD's top four scariest teachers.]]></description>
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		<title>A (first) day in the life of an average CCDS student</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haleigh Miller</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Nicky Neidermeir '12, LighterFare Section Editor. 7:45 AM—You wake up suddenly after realizing you have hit the snooze button three times...]]></description>
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		<title>HUMOR: Seven ways to procrastinate</title>
		<link>http://www.scrollonline.net/2011/01/28/humor-seven-ways-to-procrastinate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 20:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda Young</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Claire Heinichen '11, Lighter Fare Editor. I may no longer seek to overachieve in all of my subjects, I can’t exactly hide from approaching deadlines and stacks of homework, so instead, I put them off. I am a master procrastinator, which is truly a lost art. So in the event that you are like me, and seek any excuse not to do school work, here is a list of my top 7 favorite ways to not get anything done.]]></description>
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		<title>HUMOR: Best local magazines, newspapers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xanni Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Xanni Brown, ’10, Lighter Fare Section Editor.  After an intense round of discussions, the rankings are in.  THE SCROLL’s editorial staff has compiled a list of the top 15 magazines and newspapers published in the greater Cincinnati area.]]></description>
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		<title>HUMOR: Top 10 reasons to come to CCDS</title>
		<link>http://www.scrollonline.net/2010/01/26/humor-top-10-reasons-to-come-to-ccds/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scrollonline.net/2010/01/26/humor-top-10-reasons-to-come-to-ccds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xanni Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Joey Fritz, '10.  Trying to decide where to send your high school age children?  Here are 10 reasons why your child should become an Indian.]]></description>
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		<title>HUMOR: Aliens briefly invade school</title>
		<link>http://www.scrollonline.net/2009/12/02/humor-aliens-briefly-invade-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xanni Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Xanni Brown, '10, Lighter Fare Editor.  Last week, while all the students were off enjoying their Thanksgivings, Cincinnati Country Day was overrun by aliens. They must have been observing us for some time, because their takeover commenced almost as soon as the last person left the building on Tuesday night.]]></description>
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		<title>HUMOR: Top 10 excuses for not having your homework</title>
		<link>http://www.scrollonline.net/2009/10/26/top-10-excuses-for-not-having-your-homework/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scrollonline.net/2009/10/26/top-10-excuses-for-not-having-your-homework/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xanni Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Xanni Brown, '10, and Allison Lazarus, '10, Section Editors.  What to tell your teachers when you forget an assignment.]]></description>
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		<title>HUMOR: Random student disappearances confound Rangers</title>
		<link>http://www.scrollonline.net/2009/09/15/random-student-disappearances-confound-rangers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scrollonline.net/2009/09/15/random-student-disappearances-confound-rangers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xanni Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The number of missing children in Cincinnati has risen dramatically in the past few weeks.  The focal point of these numerous disappearances seems to be at CCDS in Indian Hill, and particularly, the Upper School.  Upwards of 20 students have been reported as missing or kidnapped from this small independent school and the Indian Hill Rangers cannot seem to figure out why this is happening.]]></description>
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