Tag Archive | "Humor"

HUMOR: Best local magazines, newspapers


By Xanni Brown, ’10, Lighter Fare Section Editor. After an intense round of discussions, the rankings are in. THE SCROLL’s editorial staff has compiled a list of the top 15 magazines and newspapers published in the greater Cincinnati area.

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HUMOR: Top 10 reasons to come to CCDS


By Joey Fritz, ‘10. Trying to decide where to send your high school age children? Here are 10 reasons why your child should become an Indian.

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HUMOR: Aliens briefly invade school


By Xanni Brown, ‘10, Lighter Fare Editor. Last week, while all the students were off enjoying their Thanksgivings, Cincinnati Country Day was overrun by aliens. They must have been observing us for some time, because their takeover commenced almost as soon as the last person left the building on Tuesday night.

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HUMOR: Top 10 excuses for not having your homework


By Xanni Brown, ‘10, and Allison Lazarus, ‘10, Section Editors. What to tell your teachers when you forget an assignment.

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HUMOR: Random student disappearances confound Rangers


The number of missing children in Cincinnati has risen dramatically in the past few weeks. The focal point of these numerous disappearances seems to be at CCDS in Indian Hill, and particularly, the Upper School. Upwards of 20 students have been reported as missing or kidnapped from this small independent school and the Indian Hill Rangers cannot seem to figure out why this is happening.

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Top 10 funniest Upper School teachers


By Jayne Caron, ‘10, The Lens Section Editor

Mr. Howard Brownstein,  cookie monster and basketball coach extraordinaire, has a booming, distinctive voice that can be heard throughout the hallways as he cracks jokes, extols  the virtues of mathematics and basketball, and describes the physical similarity between Mrs. Dunn and senior Nick Bender to all [...]

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Jules Cantor grows a chin strap, creates eighth world wonder


If you were not blessed to have the chance to hang out with junior Jules Cantor this summer, you missed out on a spectacle rivaling the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.

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Matt Lesser toils at Kings Island


Kings Island is an amusement park; it is supposed to be fun. But, for those of us who have worked there, the words “Kings Island” can inspire a quite different reaction.

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Kevin Baxter serves up irony at McDonald’s summer job


This past summer I worked at my local McDonald’s. Actually, it was my second summer working there. I ended up there again this summer because my parents said I needed a job, I already knew the ropes, and I was too lazy to find anything else.

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