Is this Hollywood actor Mr. Brownstein’s doppelganger? Vote!

By Kevin McSwiggen, ’11, Contributor. I do indeed believe that today’s children don’t guard what they put online carefully enough, and in many cases this can cause some “issues.” I put this in scare quotes because scare quotes are ominous, and you should be scared.

The So-Called Best Years of Your Life

Senior Todd Legette promises The Scroll an exclusive video tribute to the late Michael Jackson.

The number of missing children in Cincinnati has risen dramatically in the past few weeks. The focal point of these numerous disappearances seems to be at CCDS in Indian Hill, and particularly, the Upper School. Upwards of 20 students have been reported as missing or kidnapped from this small independent school and the Indian Hill Rangers cannot seem to figure out why this is happening.

By Jayne Caron, ‘10, The Lens Section Editor

Mr. Howard Brownstein,  cookie monster and basketball coach extraordinaire, has a booming, distinctive voice that can be heard throughout the hallways as he cracks jokes, extols  the virtues of mathematics and basketball, and describes the physical similarity between Mrs. Dunn and senior Nick Bender to all [...]

Despite the recent economic downturn, many teachers enjoyed thrilling summer vacations in locales as exotic as Mexico or the Broadwell House. Some of you students may be wondering how teachers can afford to take a vacation in such difficult financial times, but when I talked to science teacher Brock Miller, he said, “How can we afford not to? You kids are terrors! I spend every single second counting down to the end of the bell, every bell counting down to the end of the day, and every day counting down to the end of the year when I can go on vacation and build sandcastles and never have to talk to students!” Then he chased me out of his office with a meter stick.